I just picked out a handful that really had that deep connection with me.
1. Look at see through glass, and when someone is on the other side, shout, "OHMYGOD! I'M HIDEOUS!".
2. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
3. Go to McDonalds, and ask with a
4. Bring a desk to an elevator. When people try to get on, ask if they have an appointment.
5. Follow strangers around a store, and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
6. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns, then squish the cone on your forehead.
7. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!".
8. Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
9. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
10. Walk into a group of people chatting casually, and then say, "Are we gonna kill him or what?".
11. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
12. Go to a fast food restaurant, and order a diet burger.
13. Put a post it note in every mail box down your street that says, "I know where you live!!!".
14. Go in an elevator, and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
15. Go into a very crowded elevator, and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
You're probably in a different humor level than I am. But you have to admit. These are good.
Last item FTW! Yeah!
Whoop almost forgot!
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